Something to make you laugh hard

I've been laughing since I got this joke.....but are
we really this bad?
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians
in heaven.
GOD: What have they done this time?
ANGEL: Everything!They don't listen to
instructions. They don't obey traffic rules. They
don't wait for their turn in anything. They are
completely reckless!
GOD: Then we better send them to hell!
(Calls the Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me
later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve.
Ten (10) minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: Your Lordship my father! I'll call you
back.
The issue has turned into a crisis ooo!
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell
oooo!
(He stammers),they... they... they have
quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioner.

Lol thanks @Chinazor Obi for Sharing @ Nonso Okudo (well! whatever that means) lol. Am trying to explain that the former shared the later's post. Hahaha

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